Shimms Christmas List

Ok guys heres all this boy wants for Christmas and his birfday, you may choose one of each item to get me:


Mac Book Pro


Cannon Rebel XT
By Shimmy On Wednesday, November 15, 2006 At 1:17 AM

HEY FUCK YOU

HEY RMEMBER THAT FUCKIGN POST ABOTU 120GBS OF HISTORY WELL FUCK IT BECAUSE MY HDD FUCKIGN FRIED AGAIN



FUCK YOU OYU FUCKING COCK CUNT FUCKER SHIT FACE PIECE OF ASHOLE FUCKING WHORE DICK FUCKING SLUT FUCKER


FUCK ME WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME WTF FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
By Shimmy On Friday, November 10, 2006 At 9:36 PM

New Supra Head Gasket coming

Ok so the supra needs to run leik fuckgin NOW. I need a new head gasket and most likley some other gay shit liek my head machined. Lets hope not tohugh. But wtf is with installing the 7mge gasket so fuckginn hard. I cant learn Interior Refurbishing, Car Audio Installation, AND Engine tuning and modification at my age. I cant learn everythign goddamit. But it looks like im going to have to because im defintly not having a shop do it. Fuck man im going to end up like the utlimate DIY man... My plans for it will be to get the gasket in the N/A and get it running for Dec 18th, my birthday.

New Mods consist of:
  • New Work Equip Installed(100$ for used tires)
  • New Ebay Head Gasket Installed(100$)
  • Pivot Head-Light Controller(110$)
  • Interior complete(200$)
  • LED cluster guage replacment(40$)
Soooooooooooo thats like a total of 550$ to get the MA70 where i want it, that seems doable. Now the knowledge is where i may lack....
By Shimmy On Tuesday, November 07, 2006 At 9:42 PM

Last weekend = fuck yea

Uhhhmmmmm......... i love life? Ensiferum - Dragonheads. A crazy song about dragons vs men? I dunno its way cool and is epic as hell. Adventure is like my most favorite thing to do. Speaking of adventure and epicness i swear i found myself in a valley where dinosaurs roam. Like Now. Lindsays friend Lindsey, not to be mistaken with
"Lind-say" and always prenounced "Lind-sea", lives in like a valley with surrounding woodland area and some crazy grass plains. Its liek wild territory, so wild that horses live about 100ft away from her house- SHITS INSANE. Ive come to the conclusion that horses are terrifying, and only small scrawny skinny baby horses i can handle. I cant grasp the fact that a human wieghing in at liek what, 160lbs? can control 300lbs of muscle and a wildlife history... but i fed them, and it was quite a rush, perhaps i sound like a pussy. BUT that day just decided to get better and better.. Backing up a few hours i found an awsome mexican food place in Spring Valley with mike. 24h and tortas are amazing. new place forever? maybe. Also the HP LiteScribes are by far the shittiest quality blank DVD-R/CD-R's. Fuckgin weird because there like a million dollars. Burning musik onto these things USING A FUCKIGN DUAL LAYER DVD WRITTER created sound quality similar to that of 96kp/s if that means anything to you. If youve ever streamed musik off Amazon.com, its basically the same quality. Since the quality was so unbelevably terrible i had to ditch my Insonmium - Since the Day it All Came Down album and go with Didos promo album. Awsome album btw completely reccomended. That made the drive from CHula Vista down to Poway alot more pleasent. Crazy how Poway where Lindsey lived is so unpopulated, its great. Once i saw my baby at the house and we did our usual kiss for a million years and forget ppl are around, i realized that life is pretty dam good for the most part. All the shit that happens and the stress and agony some of us go through will i guess get cancled out by some really fuckgin good shit. Really fuckgin good shit like love. Surrounded by flat panel plasma TVs that were as big my dining room table, hangin out with my lover for the first time in awhile, and watchin animal planet with her friend brought me some real peace. Its funny how such normal everyday things can make people feel carefree. Its also funny how fuckign nasty fake cheese and canned chili can be. Isnt it jsut like some sort of matter, colored with yellow and flavored with cheeze wizz ingrediants added with some canned dog food warmed up what party bean dip is? Not sure about the cheese, but the "chili" was for sure canned dog food. After about 4 hours of fun with lindsay and lindsey some strangers showed up. Initially, an obnxious black guy, a camo panted white out skull wearing shirt kid with "bleachd tips", and another dude who looks like he slits his wrists, looked like the night was going to be long even though the hoes showed up it was going to be long... and fuckgin gay. NONETHELESS! i participated in party gatherings until the enourmous bathroom was free and my love and i jumped on our chance. Ever see a porn involving a gigantic gold accented bathtub and overly sudzy warm water that you tihnk youd never be able to atend? Ya that was a small snipet if how it went in that bathroom. Only we were alowed in it too, it was private for about 2 hours and brought me pleasure. A lot. A lot a lot. more liek a fuck load, if that helps you put things into more perspective. After a shower afterwards and a nice whipe down lindsay and i got dressed and returned to the jumpin party! I guess it wasnt too jumpin because animal planet was still
By Shimmy On Wednesday, November 01, 2006 At 8:41 PM

continuation of post above^

on and instead of 3 fags and some hoes in the house there was 1 half intoxicated pimp black man, a naked emo boy running aimlessly, and an extremely shitfaced Bacardi serving turrets guy saying “Id rather have a buffalo diarrhea into my ear, then do that!”. Oh ya and the hoes. 4 shots and a bowl of toxic jello later I couldn’t stop laughing at I forgot what. The rest of the night went well too. But the true highlight was being finally in bed… falling asleep with someone you love in your arms where ever you are is something truly surreal to me. Perhaps, the best thing in the world? I think so. Whats better then Sex, sleep, and love? I didn’t even think of anything JDM. Its being complete like I was that night is what I live for.
And wtf is with Cocos being better then Dennys for breakfast. We all got there and I was blown away by there intense menu that at first I thought was only on one page, then I went to look for lunch and breakfast was THE ENTIRE MENU! Choices choices choices; breakfast choices, the best ones in my opinion. Another great day ahead of us after that meal. Remember, no good costumes at Halloween stores 2 days before Halloween night and Michaels Craft Store hemp is good FOR ONLY ONE JEWLERY ACCESORY GODDAMIT. Its ok we manged to get it for free as well as some other goods that day. Rowshells house laid out an interesting experience: Dancing the Waltz, Asians, and secret code name Krista- All mixed into one. I don’t remember the new steps Lindsay and I learned nor the conversation we had with eachother nonstop for about 5 hours. HAHA CRAZY SHIT. A trip to the blend and the end of the most beautiful weekend came to a wonderful close around 6:55. This weekend = fuck yea. Love you babe.
By Shimmy On At 8:40 PM